Swamp Thing 3 (January 2012)

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It’s terrible.

It’s incredibly terrible.

Snyder’s first couple issues never even hinted at his terrible idea for Swamp Thing.

Though he does seem to think a callback to the Swamp Thing movie is going to earn him brownie points… as he craps on Len Wein, Alan Moore… Rick Veitch… Nancy Collins… Josh Dysart… Well, maybe not Collins.

What’s so stupendously bad about the plot–from the editorial standpoint–is how Snyder’s creating his own organic elemental, which is already going on over in Animal Man. I assumed the two things would tie together.

Apparently not.

I’m also not clear why Abby is so badly written. I understand Snyder’s trying to revive the character, make her tough and whatnot, but it didn’t have to be ludicrous.

He also takes the book away from Alec Holland, who–shockingly–turns out to have been a better lead.

And the final reveal’s crap.

CREDITS

Come Hither, Child; writer, Scott Snyder; artists, Victor Ibáñez and Yanick Paquette; colorist, Nathan Fairbairn; letterer, John J. Hill; editor, Matt Idelson; publisher, DC Comics.

Our Army at War (2010) #1

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I would have expected Our Army at War a few years earlier. I had no idea the Obama administration was paying companies to create pro-war media. I thought only Bush did it. This issue proves me wrong.

Well, that or DC’s just pro-war.

It’s hard to say.

Marts’s script juxtaposes a soldier in WWII with one in Afghanistan. There might be some unlikely connection, like the modern soldier’s fiancée was the granddaughter of the girl who got away from the guy in WWII. Except it would have meant she married a Japanese guy… I wonder if Marts’s forties history is that bad.

Umm… I’m not entirely sure I’ve read anything stupider (the Pearl Harbor comparison to 9/11 is idiotic) but also more of a cheat.

It’s supposed a Sgt. Rock story. He cameos, along with his modern equivalent (who looks like Ultimate Nick Fury).

Truly hideous stuff.