Suicide Squad/The Banana Splits Special (2017)

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Given “The Banana Splits” were a thing in the late sixties, some dated references in Suicide Squad/The Banana Splits Special might make sense. But writer Tony Bedard doesn’t go for sixties or seventies jokes; instead, it’s mid-nineties racial jokes. The Banana Splits reinventing themselves gangsta rap is far less problematic than when the cops are shooting at them because cops don’t care about “Animal Americans.” The editors of the book, who work on the far better Hanna-Barbera books, clearly don’t bring anything to those better books if they let that kind of crud through. Otherwise, it’s lame with mild amusements. Harley Quinn and the Elephant are cute. Ditto Killer Croc and the monkey (almost). Ben Caldwell and Mark Morales’s art is fine, but it’s not like it needs to do much.

However, Mark Russell and Howard Porter’s Snagglepuss backup is awesome. It starts with him telling the HUAC a thing or two, then moves into an inspiration, if sad, lesson for a young writer. It’s awesome. And Porter’s got fantastic detail on anthropomorphized animals. Who knew.

Suicide Squad/The Banana Splits Special (May 2017)

Suicide Squad/The Banana Splits SpecialGiven “The Banana Splits” were a thing in the late sixties, some dated references in Suicide Squad/The Banana Splits Special might make sense. But writer Tony Bedard doesn’t go for sixties or seventies jokes; instead, it’s mid-nineties racial jokes. The Banana Splits reinventing themselves gangsta rap is far less problematic than when the cops are shooting at them because cops don’t care about “Animal Americans.” The editors of the book, who work on the far better Hanna-Barbera books, clearly don’t bring anything to those better books if they let that kind of crud through. Otherwise, it’s lame with mild amusements. Harley Quinn and the Elephant are cute. Ditto Killer Croc and the monkey (almost). Ben Caldwell and Mark Morales’s art is fine, but it’s not like it needs to do much.

However, Mark Russell and Howard Porter’s Snagglepuss backup is awesome. It starts with him telling the HUAC a thing or two, then moves into an inspiration, if sad, lesson for a young writer. It’s awesome. And Porter’s got fantastic detail on anthropomorphized animals. Who knew.

CREDITS

Suicide Splits (Hey, it beats “Banana Squad”); writer, Tony Bedard; penciller, Ben Caldwell; inker, Mark Morales; colorist, Jeremy Lawson; letterers, Troy Peteri and Dave Lanphear. House Fires; writer, Mark Russell; artist, Howard Porter; colorist, Steve Buccellato; letterer, Dave Sharpe. Editors, Brittany Holzherr and Marie Javins; publisher, DC Comics.

Green Lantern: New Guardians 3 (January 2012)

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During the opening scene of this issue, Kyle Rayner–imbued with the powers of all the rings… well, not really but Bedard misses that plot hole–starts spewing like a Red Lantern.

He spews while speaking Bedard’s dialogue, which proves a nice metaphor for the issue in general and Bedard’s writing in particular. Obviously, not all of the problems are Bedard’s fault. He’s not the idiot who named the Orange Lantern leader Agent Orange, he just works for the idiot who did.

It’s a strange issue in how little happens. The ringless (but still able to survive in space and still possessing superpowers) supporting cast goes to Oa to confront Kyle. Except Kyle thinks they’re on their way to rescue him. Makes a lot of sense.

There’s nothing to recommend the comic.

Wait, there’s a funny fat ghost Lantern. It’s even kind of cute, like an orange Slimer from Ghostbusters.

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CREDITS

Writer, Tony Bedard; pencillers, Tyler Kirkham and Harvey Tolibao; inker, Batt; colorist, Nei Ruffino; letterer, Dave Sharpe; editors, Sean Mackiewicz and Pat McCallum; publisher, DC Comics.

Blue Beetle 3 (January 2012)

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So the evil Mexican American woman isn’t just a mob boss… she’s a witch. Okay. I guess it’s not a traditional stereotype. Right?

There’s some really hideous art from Guara and Mayer this issue. The Blue Beetle costume looks boring, which isn’t hideous just bad design. No, peoples heads are strange sizes in comparison to one another. Whenever there’s a two shot, someone’s head is twice as big as the other person’s. Makes no sense.

Bedard finishes–according to the issue title–the series’s first arc this issue and, basically, the Blue Beetle kid now has the Blue Beetle fused to his back. It’s a rather unsatisfying arc in terms of narrative gesture.

Though, when Bedard can’t think of a logical reason for the artificially intelligent Blue Beetle battle armor to come off the kid… he has the kid whine it off.

Bedard’s writing is simultaneously ill-conceived, bewildering and terrible.

CREDITS

Metamorphosis, Conclusion; writer, Tony Bedard; penciller, Ig Guara; inker, J.P. Mayer; colorist, Pete Pantazis; letterer, Rob Leigh; editors, Rex Ogle and Eddie Berganza; publisher, DC Comics.

Green Lantern: New Guardians 2 (December 2011)

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Yay for terribly written exposition flashbacks. Yay!

See, I’m trying to be positive about New Guardians and not laugh at Kirkham’s hair on Kyle Rayner. I mean, it’s some silly hair. But probably not as silly as his three day stubble… because Kyle’s a young, hip rebel.

Though I do like the new costume design on Kyle as an omni-Lantern (when he’s got on all the rings). Not sure if that one’s Kirkham or Harvey Tolibao. It’s very… well, it kind of makes Kyle look like a drag queen, which is funny.

Having one funny page in the issue helps, because there’s nothing amusing about the rest of it.

Frighteningly, Bedard’s plotting is even worse than his dialogue and he misses some great opportunities. Like when Kyle leaves psychotic aliens on earth assuming they won’t hurt anyone… Bedard misses a big opportunity.

New Guardians isn’t just bad, it’s boring.

CREDITS

Writer, Tony Bedard; pencillers, Tyler Kirkham and Harvey Tolibao; inker, Batt; colorist, Nei Ruffino; letterer, Dave Sharpe; editors, Sean Mackiewicz and Pat McCallum; publisher, DC Comics.

Blue Beetle 2 (December 2011)

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This DC relaunch has worn me down to the point I don’t like making fun of bad comics anymore.

I can’t even get interested in mocking Bedard’s lousy dialogue. He’s so painfully trying to invite teenagers to read the book, I’m shocked there aren’t stories about him passing the books out at high schools. But let’s not forget Bedard’s look at being a teenager is a lot like “Beverly Hills 90210” with Hispanic kids. Actually, thinking about it, I think “90210” might be his inspiration.

He probably should aim a little higher when it comes to inspiration.

But, like I was saying, Blue Beetle is so crappy, so obviously crappy and commercial, I can’t believe anyone thinks it’ll be a good. It’s a property with crossover potential or something. Not a comic book, for goodness sake.

Those comments made, I wish Guara would stop ripping off the Venom costume mechanics….

CREDITS

Metamorphosis, Part Two; writer, Tony Bedard; penciller, Ig Guara; inker, Ruy Jose; colorist, Pete Pantazis; letterer, Rob Leigh; editors, Rex Ogle and Eddie Berganza; publisher, DC Comics.

Green Lantern: New Guardians 1 (November 2011)

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New Guardians opens in flashback. Only no one mentions it’s in flashback, which made me think I was going to suffer through Tony Bedard relaunching Kyle Rayner. Instead, I just had to suffer through Bedard’s attempt at writing a female character.

Actually, Bedard’s got a strange undercurrent of misogyny in the comic. As opposed to the rest of the DC relaunch, where it’s neon.

The issue’s a bit of a rip-off at $2.99. Not just because the dialogue’s bad and Tyler Kirkham’s anatomy is lousy. It’s because Bedard doesn’t even set up the stupid comic. Either it’s about Kyle Rayner with an assorted team of other color Lanterns or he just gets a bunch of color rings.

Bedard doesn’t even keep up the casual misogyny, which was at least interesting.

There’s nothing good about this comic book. Guardians starts at to the bottom of the toilet and stays there.

CREDITS

Writer, Tony Bedard; penciller, Tyler Kirkham; inker, Batt; colorist, Nei Ruffino; letterer, Dave Sharpe; editors, Sean Mackiewicz and Pat McCallum; publisher, DC Comics.

Blue Beetle 1 (November 2011)

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I’m not sure who the target audience is for Blue Beetle. I assume DC has a Hispanic teenage superhero as a gateway (“See, we have this character who’s like you! Now, buy all our Batman books too!”).

But, not being Hispanic, I can’t really comment on Tony Bedard’s approach. Maybe Mexican-Americans really do slip into Spanglish. Maybe all rich Mexican-Americans are drug lords. Maybe all Mexican-American teenagers who don’t have two parents in the home are gangsters.

Is Bedard stereotyping or just accurate?

I don’t know. I also don’t care.

Blue Beetle is far more interesting at the opening with a Green Lantern cameo than it is once the lead takes over. I don’t care about Jaime whatever. His character’s only supposed to be interesting because he’s Mexican-American.

Blue Beetle is maybe the most blandly, patently artless commercial DC relaunch title so far. It’s actually annoying.

CREDITS

Metamorphosis, Part One; writer, Tony Bedard; penciller, Ig Guara; inker, Ruy Jose; colorist, Pete Pantazis; letterer, Rob Leigh; editors, Rex Ogle and Eddie Berganza; publisher, DC Comics.