Wednesday Comics (2009) #12

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One should never hope for too much from finales. Especially not from an extremely uneven anthology series like Wednesday Comics.

Batman’s bad. Kamadi flops. Superman apparently only remembered after twelve installments he had a wife at home.

Deadman is okay. One of the better mediocre strips. Green Lantern is bad. Metamorpho is lacking; Gaiman tries too hard for nostalgia.

Teen Titans is awful, Adam Strange is great. Supergirl is cute again, but Metal Men goes out too dreary. I still have no idea what story Caldwell told with Wonder Woman.

Sgt. Rock’s lame again, but in a syrupy way now. Good Flash comic, though confusing, and an almost okay finish to The Demon and Catwoman. Hawkman is severely lacking too.

The winner of Wednesday Comics is easily Paul Pope for Adam Strange. The losers are just as easy–the inept team of Eddie Berganza and Sean Galloway for Teen Titans.

Wednesday Comics (2009) #10

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Batman versus dogs, Azzarello’s inspired and Risso can’t even draw a cool Batmobile. Kamandi comes back a little; there’s a big battle scene, lots of panels. Arcudi misses a great Superman: The Movie homage on his dumb Superman strip.

Deadman’s okay, though all the action seems inappropriate. Green Lantern is lame; Busiek doesn’t understand weekly one page pacing. Metamorpho is competent but lame. Teen Titans is awful. Galloway’s a terrible writer.

Pope’s Adam Strange rocks. He’s clearly wrapping it up. Supergirl’s weak again. Too much plot, not enough cute. The Metal Men has some great art and a touching final couple panels. The Wonder Woman is once again confusing but still good. Maybe Caldwell just needs more space to tell the story.

The Sgt. Rock is okay. Far better than the strip’s worst. Decent Flash; very sci-fi.

Predictably lousy Demon/Catwoman and great Hawkman.

Comics is almost over.

Wednesday Comics (2009) #8

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Batman’s bad; Azzarello’s desperate to make it a noir and he just can’t. Kamandi’s mediocre. Still nice art but the story’s stalling. Superman has no story and is bad too. Deadman’s got some great art.

Oh, Green Lantern. It’s weak again. Metamorpho’s fun, with a periodic table gag, but there’s no story. Teen Titans is inexplicable and bad. Adam Strange is confusing and fantastic. Supergirl’s tiresome. Very nice art on Metal Men from Garcia-Lopez, even if Didio’s run out of character moments.

Wonder Woman’s nearly comprehensible, even if Caldwell wastes most of his page. Sgt. Rock’s lame but not bad, The Flash is good. Oh, The Demon and Catwoman. Stelfreeze is wasted on such big panels. His work looks better when it’s precise, not emboldened.

Baker’s got a neat Hawkman, spanning two or three genres. Interesting Batman rendering too.

Comics’s moving along.

Herogasm (2009) #6

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Ennis sure doesn’t resolve a lot this issue. In fact, he might not resolve anything. I thought for a minute that hooker from last issue was going to be important, but no. He doesn’t resolve Hughie’s story, he doesn’t resolve the company man’s story….

About all he does resolve is the Wonder Woman stand-in and Annie are de facto friends. He even forgot Annie was calling Hughie at the beginning of Herogasm. Ennis drops plot threads all over the place.

There’s some art problems this issue. It ends on a huge action sequence, which has zip to do with the majority of the series, and McCrea and Burns aren’t up to it. The art’s too cynical and snide. It’s not even comic.

In the end, Herogasm is a hodgepodge of indecision. Ennis never figured out how to tell the story, which is unfortunate. He had multiple ones to tell.

Herogasm (2009) #5

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This issue’s very confusing. First, Ennis wasn’t clear enough before about Hughie’s interaction with Black Noir. I think that name’s right. But it was a lot more traumatic than I thought.

Second, McCrea and Burns don’t draw Hughie well. Forget Simon Pegg, he looks exactly like the Frenchman here. Made he and Butcher’s scene awkward.

Third–and foremost, I suppose–there’s something up with the colorist. Or I missed the joke. The Homelander–he’s the Superman stand-in–is trying to pull one over on the company man and gets him a hooker to distract him. Except the hooker’s clothes and hair keep reversing in color. It seems like it’s part of the story, but it’s apparently not.

Otherwise, it’s a decent enough issue. Ennis self-indulgently spends too much time on the debauchery, but good character moments for Annie and the Wonder Woman stand-in make up for it.

Herogasm (2009) #4

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It’s entirely unclear why this issue should be part of Herogasm and not part of The Boys proper. Ennis finally explains a little more about “Vic the Veep,” who’s sort of like the retarded messiah from Preacher, but the vice president. He also explains what happened with the U.S. government on The Boys’s 9/11–I’m not sure that story is entirely necessary, but Ennis and company do a good job.

Speaking of the company… there’s a little of the superhero debauchery this issue, but not much. Without changing styles, McCrea and Burns switch gears and tell a really effective “real world” superhero story. Their visualization of Vic is terrifying.

The issue’s all exposition–the Boys appear but have nothing to do but ask questions–but it’s well done exposition. Ennis knows how to do this kind of issue and he does it.

The art’s the real star here.

Herogasm (2009) #3

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This issue feels more like the regular Boys, even with McCrea and Burns on the art.

Ennis opens the issue with the Boys on their mission–of course, he saves a reveal for the last page. Regardless of the actual reveal, Ennis shows a different hand. He’s intentionally keeping stuff from the reader to pique interest. It’s a common device–and one he might have already used in The Boys–but it feels forced here. Like the misdirection was filler.

Besides the mission, the debauched superheroes get their scenes. There’s a whole new mystery to the JLA stand-ins, which is fine. Ennis comes up with great solutions, even if the intrigue leading up to them is somewhat labored.

The company man gets his scene, of course. This series practically belongs to him. Herogasm might have been smoother if Ennis had made him the protagonist.

It’s okay. Underwhelming, but okay.

Herogasm (2009) #2

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It took until the Boys show up I forgot they hadn’t made an appearance yet in this issue of Herogasm. Ennis has a lot going on–the moronic vice president arriving, the company man explaining the situation to some of the heroes… the Superman stand-in killing everyone on a plane.

You know, little stuff.

Maybe it’s the art, but it’s hard to take Herogasm seriously. Ennis occasionally gets very serious on The Boys, but in this series he’s able to refer to serious events in that series and still keep them lighthearted. He goes for a laugh every time–often cheap laughs–and gets them.

He’s also able to move between repugnant characters, listen in on their bantering, and still make the scenes enjoyable. Again, it’s because of the art. McCrea and Burns make it all so comical. Except the airplane scene.

The issue’s not deep, but it works.

Herogasm (2009) #1

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Herogasm definitely gives Ennis the chance to unwind. Even when the art gets a little lazy–the art’s from John McCrea and Keith Burns–you can tell they’re still having fun. There’s still an edge to the writing, but Ennis is back in his “making fun of superheroes” mode.

One just wishes DC had kept the series long enough for the man love scene between Captain America and Superman.

While the Boys do show up at the end of the issue–and apparently will have their own plot line for it–Ennis uses a more distant narrative approach. He shows a little of familiar characters (the Wonder Woman stand-in is actually one of Ennis’s best in the series, even if he doesn’t use her enough) and lets the reader enjoy.

Most of what happens is–so far–just comic debauchery, which doesn’t give me a lot to talk about.

Wednesday Comics (2009) #1

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Wednesday Comics really needs a stronger editorial hand. While some of the creators get the concept, others completely fumble it. The successes (and the mediocrities) make up for the bad patches.

In the “no idea how to do the format” section, the issue has Brian Azzarello and Eduardo Risso on Batman, John Arcudi and Lee Bermejo on Superman (thumbs down to Bermejo’s interpretation too), Eddie Berganza and Sean Galloway on Teen Titans (Galloway’s art is atrocious) and the Kuberts on Sgt. Rock. At least the art’s good on Rock from Joe.

The best entries are–no shock–Paul Pope and Kyle Baker’s. Pope does Adam Strange, Baker Hawkman. They both gleefully approach the newspaper sized medium, pacing their entries differently–though most of the better stories don’t spend this page setting up a plot. The worst ones do.

The issue’s interesting, but barely half successful. There are some real stinkers.