My Life Is Murder (2019) s02e02 – Oceans Apart

On the one hand, the previous episode spent a lot of time reuniting Lucy Lawless and sidekick Ebony Vagulans to break them up here; this episode, Vagulans has hurt her leg while at a water park trying to stay cool because Lawless won’t get an air conditioner. So Vauglans is in the apartment for all her scenes, including a great one with copper Rawiri Jobe, while Lawless is out investigating the possible murder of a surfer.

And, so, on the other hand, the show all of a sudden does some actual character development on Lawless. We get a somewhat non-sequitur backstory anecdote, but they’re able to get a bunch of material from it. Reasoning behind Lawless’s behavior. She’s not eccentric, short-tempered, or rude; she’s traumatized. Obviously, the show’s constantly reminding Lawless is a widow, but it doesn’t really establish her being any different when she wasn’t one.

Of course, the change in scenery has a bunch to do with it. The backstory is particular to the case—turns out Lawless’s Aussie ex-copper is actually a dual citizen who spent at least summers in Auckland in her youth. She gets defensive about it when talking to Jobe. Lawless is actually a New Zealand native and is one of the show’s executive producers, so maybe she wanted to showcase home. And “My Life is Murder” is a definite showcase of New Zealand. It’s unbelievably beautiful and rather cool-looking in terms of architecture. I hope the film commission kicks the show some bucks or tax breaks for the commercial.

Though, what with the gorgeous scenery, the bread-baking, and the endless stream of hot dudes, “My Life is Murder” is kind of like Lawless’s “Eat, Pray, Love.” Plus, the added frustration of mentoring Vauglans.

The mystery this time is dead surfer Connor Johnston, who leaves behind a pregnant girlfriend—social influencer Courtenay Louise, who’s perfectly obnoxious in the part. Jobe’s able to prey on Lawless’s widow sympathy to get her on the case (Lawless doesn’t like the beach), only for Lawless to discover Louise isn’t exactly grieving. She’s too busy preparing her brand for the memorial service, barking orders at suffering kid sister Molly Leishman and making eyes at George Mason. Mason, the lifeguard who didn’t save drowning Johnston, is also a rival suffer who Johnston beat the year before in the nationals or whatever. Oh, and he and Louise used to be hot and heavy. So Lawless has a bunch to unravel to get to the eventually somewhat geeky solution.

The beginning is pretty pat and cheesy as far as genial murder mystery shows go, but it definitely picks up throughout thanks to Lawless and the other actors.

My Life Is Murder (2019) s02e01 – Call of the Wild

One can only feel so bleeding edge TV hip when watching shows from other countries when it turns out they’ve actually changed countries, and one—c’est moi—has no idea. This season of “My Life is Murder” takes place in Auckland, which is in New Zealand. Last season took place in Melbourne (Australia)—also, the whole “Mel-bin” pronunciation thing for Americans is just a white working-class “Barthelona”; rant over.

So now retired copper, widow, and artisan bread-baker Lucy Lawless is now in Auckland. She’s got a great apartment, she’s got her cat, she’s baking bread for a trendy eatery with a hot owner, all she needs now is some murder. Police detective Rawiri Jobe obliges, bringing Lawless a case to consult on.

Grieving recent widow and local shop-owner Robyn Malcolm gets up one morning and shoots her neighbor, Peter Feeney, five or six times during his morning run in front of witnesses. But something about the case just doesn’t sit right with Jobe, and he doesn’t want to put an innocent person in prison. New Zealand cops are such cucks, am I right? Just shoot her dead in her bed and be done with it.

Lawless can’t look into it on her own, so she calls up old assistant Ebony Vagulans for help. Vagulans flies over straightaway—wanting to escape her overbearing, omnipresent family—and starts inserting herself into Lawless’s life. But together, they’ll figure out what’s really going on and make sure the right people are punished. Because it’s a cozy mystery show with an edge, though that edge is just Lawless. Without her—and maybe some of the setting’s trendiness—“Murder” would barely have a pulse. Conventionally attractive or appealing white people with accents get into trouble and end up turning to murder because otherwise, there wouldn’t be a story. But thanks to Lawless, there’s a bite to it. Even though she’s not actually mean or even short-tempered. In fact, she’s full of empathy.

She just finds Vagulans cloying, which is fine; Vagulans being a little cloying—even if it’s justified cloying because Lawless is so cool—is just part of the show’s charm. Vagulans and Lawless don’t exactly banter. Instead, they argue, Lawless wins the argument, Vagulans gets in a final zinger, then Lawless waits a bit and acquiesces because they’re actually a good team. Even if Lawless doesn’t want to be a mentor.

The mystery resolve is a stretch, but it doesn’t really matter. Besides Malcolm, the victim’s wife, Hannah Marshall, and flirty neighbor, David de Lautour, figure into the mix. Besides hot shopkeep Joe Naufahu and detective Jobe, everyone in this episode’s New Zealand is white. Murder amongst the colonizers is actually the standard for the mystery genre going back to Sherlock Holmes.

Anyway.

It’s engaging enough, and Lawless is an excellent lead. She doesn’t constantly try her hardest—especially when flirting with dudes—but she’s a great lead.