• All Rise (2019) s02e09 – Safe to Fall

    I spent the entire episode not being able to remember Lindsay Mendez’s character’s name even though she’s been on since the pilot. But it’s Sara and there’s a Sherri and a Sam and I had to remember a new character’s name—Kearran Giovanni guests as the first chair in Audrey Corsa’s case. Corsa is Sam, by the way. I forgot her name at the beginning too. Seriously, the show’s got ten regular cast members and four recurring characters this episode, plus four more. And no one ever calls Mendez’s character her first name this episode. I’m pretty sure, anyway.

    She bonds with recurring guest star Peter MacNicol, who’s the judge this episode. Last episode it was Emil from Robocop, this episode it’s Peter MacNicol because they couldn’t get Emil back? And they’ve got Simone Missick doing only FaceTime calls—which has this added aspect of “should we be worried about Missick, the person, having a baby during Covid and having to try to hold this show together remotely”—though I guess they’re at least giving Jessica Camacho the A plot, which is nice. Just as she was getting good the show pulled the carpet out. This episode she gets a relevant case—defending a Latino family where father Juan Carlos Cantu’s refusal to address mental health issues in the family is nearing a tragic conclusion—and the show tries really hard with it.

    The B plot is Wilson Bethel walking around with his shirt off showcasing his bod while ex-girlfriend Ryan Michelle Bathe is crashing at his place. Except she’s crashing there because her law partner is Lindsey Gort, Bethel’s girlfriend. He’s also trying to get Steven Williams to come up out of the basement at the D.A.’s office and try cases again except boss Reggie Lee doesn’t like him. But since they’re all committed to making the D.A.’s office less about institutionalized racism they can all work together. I think Bethel and Missick talk once… an expository recap, but at least the show’s acknowledging they used to be the leads.

    Anyway.

    Episode writer Lucy Luna’s job is to set things up for when they can all get back to work and there are going to have to be some changes. There have been lots of changes this season so far, with “All Rise” unable to maintain stability between most episodes. When they started, trying to contend with the summer 2020 protests and Covid, “All Rise” got some real credit for trying. It’s fallen apart since. Especially with the Covid stuff. Bathe having a hard time as a single person in lockdown is like… a villainous origin story it turns out. And there’s a chance Missick’s husband has moved to L.A. from Washington D.C., something the show hinted at every episode then entirely dropped.

    At least Shalim Ortiz—as Camacho’s dreamy beau—is charming.

    I have been of the opinion doing whatever they need to do to get through Season Two and safer at home or whatever but… it’s not looking like the show’s going to be able to keep it together. It appears slapdash, whether it actually is slapdash or not.

    Good performances from Cantu and MacNicol help. Gort’s still annoying. Marg Helgenberger has a scene and is fine. J. Alex Brinson is such a dick it seems like he’s on his way out too (Bathe being the other one).

    “All Rise” is a forty-three minute CBS drama with eighteen people to track throughout. And they’ve dropped the Black female law clerk who… just got a new subplot about working with the white man to get ahead.

    It’s a disaster.


  • WandaVision (2021) s01e08 – Previously On

    I was not expecting that mid-credits reveal; I read the comics, I even read some threads, I even recognized the comics I’d read from the thread but not how they’d end up using it. They’re jumping around a lot from source material, but that mid-credits reveal… I may end up with the Paul Bettany as the Vision being the best wholesome superhero since Christopher Reeve as Superman doing a famous scene better. But it’ll be next episode. And there’s more than enough to discuss this episode.

    It’s the secret origin of Agatha Harkness: The MCU Version (Kathryn Hahn, whose performance this episode is quietly extraordinary; very curious who came up with the mannerisms), then it’s the untold secret origin of Wanda (Elizabeth Olsen). Then it’s the secret history of “WandaVision.” The stuff with Hahn’s backstory is… fine. It’s easily the weakest material just because it’s a bunch of reveals in a short flashback prologue and all the special effects are energy beams from the hands, which–we get it–the special effects folks know how to do it. But Hahn’s having a great time so it works.

    But Olsen’s stuff—starting with a flashback to her childhood (establishing some of the show’s gimmick in narrative)—is awesome. The childhood flashback, which is mentioned in Avengers 2 (but the single scene’s better than anything in that movie), is Matt Shakman’s best directing in the episode. He’s got a lot of good directing, but that childhood flashback is the hardest; they’re showing their hand and then they’re going to talk about every card, so Shakman’s got to sell the concept in addition to the least supported scene. Because Olsen doesn’t play her eight year-old self—was anyone else expecting them to try with the de-aging CGI—and everything else in the episode is going to partially succeed because Olsen’s so good.

    Previously On gives Olsen a bunch of quiet scenes, reacting to the flashbacks (she and Hahn go on a literal trip up memory lane—down first, then up) as Hahn narrates for the tweens whose parents don’t care about the TV ratings and also so she can chew the scenery in an immediately unparalleled fashion for the franchise. Hahn’s performance portends great things for the character work on the villains in the Marvel movies and TV going forward. It’s been a decade since they’ve let a character actor loose like they do with Hahn here.

    But Olsen also gets to do big noisy melodramatic scenes too, the superhero equivalents of Douglas Sirk melodrama and she blows through the targets. The less Hahn narrates the more relatively abstract some of the ideas get—including Olsen meeting professional wiener Josh Stamberg (did we know his first name was Tyler, it should’ve been a warning) and getting some major reveals on Paul Bettany’s pre-“WandaVision” situation. There’s also a bunch of post-Blip fallout, but it’s actually done very muted and very well. Shakman and editor Nona Khodai do particularly excellent work on that sequence. Though the whole thing’s beautifully cut; it’s the longest episode in the series so far and it zooms along.

    Then there’s Bettany. He’s only got one real scene, set post-Avengers 2, pre-Captain America 3, and it’s this lovely peek at he and Olsen’s developing relationship. It’s also a wonderfully written scene. The writing’s really good this episode (Laura Donney has the credit).

    The cliffhanger comes as a shock, but for the timing; it can’t be over just yet, can it?

    Sadly it is. But big promises for next time, ones it seems entirely likely “WandaVision” will be able to realize.


  • Resident Alien (2021) s01e05 – Love Language

    There’s a bunch of great stuff in this episode but the big win is how it’s able to stare down mawkishness for the ending, song-accompanied “what have we learned” montage. Sarah Beckett’s teleplay finds the best sincerity is from the unlikeliest source—in this case Alan Tudyk’s genocidal alien—and even though the sequence starts in the danger zone thanks to the music, it ends up being fantastic.

    Because this episode does whole bunch. It introduces a new, previously unknown character–Tudyk’s wife. The human Tudyk’s wife. The dead human Tudyk, killed by alien Tudyk who then assumed his form’s wife.

    It opens in a flashback so we can see the meet cute between wife-to-be Elvy and Tudyk. It’s the longest we’ve seen the human Tudyk, who’s in an art gallery after his latest divorce, talking to his society pals about his latest forensic pathology successful; Elvy’s the waitress who catches his eye, though she’s got surprises of her own. They hit it off and five years later… now she’s soon-to-be the latest divorced wife.

    Except Tudyk the alien has no idea what she’s talking about and skips out on her to resolve the other cliffhanger from last episode, involving kids Judah Prehn and Gracelyn Awad Rinke sneaking into his house to find evidence he’s an alien. It’s going to take a while, but the episode’s going to settle some of the series’s outstanding plot threads. Not resolve them but get them ready for the next developments. There are seriously like five obvious plot lines running here, maybe six. Beckett’s juggling of them is very impressive; even for the show, which always juggles them well.

    No spoilers but the episode addresses and soft resolves… Tudyk and Prehn’s adversarial relationship (with some great acting along the way from Meredith Garretson as Prehn’s very worried mom), Sara Tomko hiding daughter Kaylayla Raine’s identity from everyone (including dickhead ex and baby daddy Ben Cotton, back for the first time since the first episode), the toxicology report on the dead town doctor who kicked off the whole show (which involves sheriff Corey Reynolds’s unrevealed backstory, involving dad Alvin Sanders, but also ties in Tudyk and Raine), and then Tudyk’s very pressing issue of Elvy wanting to reconcile the marriage and move into the cabin with him.

    Plus Alice Wetterlund gets a character development subplot. So basically the episodes got an A plot, two B plots, and two C plots, while developing some series plots too. Like Tudyk’s concern for Tomko. The show never gives them too much time together, but there’s always this perfect check-in and this episode it’s even more perfect because it involves Tudyk menacing abusive ex Cotton.

    But wait, Gary Farmer’s around too.

    It’s all so good. There’s a little iffiness about using Sanders being a shitty dad explaining and excusing Reynolds but we’ll see. I assume they’ll make it work. They make the Elvy thing work in a single episode and they’ve done a fine recovery on Wetterlund too so “Resident Alien” can handle it.

    Great performances from Tudyk and Tomko, but everyone’s good. Awad Rinke’s got a big part as peacemaker for Prehn and Tudyk and she’s awesome. Excellent directing from Jay Chandrasekhar.

    I’m not sure this episode is better than the last one, but it’s close enough; “Resident Alien” is already exceptional and is still on the rise.

    It’s also where I’m starting to get really anxious having to worry about a renewal.


  • Under the Rainbow (1981, Steve Rash)

    There are a number of scenes in Under the Rainbow you probably wouldn’t have imagined had been put on film. Starting with Billy Barty playing a Nazi spy who accidentally hits Hitler in the balls because he’s a little person. When that scene began, I was thinking about how you don’t see a lot of Hitler sight gags anymore. When it ended with Barty hitting Hitler in the balls… I realized there has to be a good reason this movie is so forgotten bad as opposed to infamous bad.

    I guess at the time it was the constant sight gags and jokes with drunk, carousing little people who are starring in The Wizard of Oz. But forty years on, I feel like the Japanese racism dates it the most. Rainbow, set in 1938, goes for very Old Hollywood racism. For a while it seems like they’re going to not be overtly racist about the one Black guy (elevator operator Freeman King), and they do avoid it instead doing a literal cartoon sequence with him, but they do a big racist bit with the Black cleaning lady. Even with the Japanese stuff, Rainbow at least humanizes those characters. They treat the Black woman like it’s a racist forties cartoon.

    But, and it’s hard not think it’s intentional, when they crash the MGM lot during Gone With the Wind filming, turns out that movie is a lot more racist when you’re watching it be filmed.

    Because there is some sincerity to Under the Rainbow, a slapstick comedy about a Japanese spy (Mako) not being able to find his Nazi pal (Barty) because the hotel is full of little people starring in Oz. Barty can’t find Mako because there’s a Japanese tour group in town and all the Japanese guys are dressed the same. You keep waiting for the movie to make an overt “can’t tell them apart” joke, but they seem to think it’s too broad a joke. The constant little person grabbing a boob gag… perfectly okay.

    Every once in a while, there’s a not terrible moment or an actual good laugh—but for the most part, aghast is the only appropriate reaction.

    Some of the acting is fine, if not better. Eve Arden’s closest to best. She’s a Duchess who’s in L.A. just because; Joseph Maher is her husband, the Duke, who’s convinced an assassin is after him. Chevy Chase is their Secret Service protection. He doesn’t believe there’s an assassin. Robert Donner’s the assassin.

    Maher’s not bad. Donner’s bad.

    Carrie Fisher is the special casting director for Oz, in charge of the Munchkin cast. She has no chemistry with Chase, but a little with Japanese tourist Bennett Ohta, who gives one of the best performances. Fisher and Chase are professional? I think professional’s a good adjective. And Rainbow traipses Fisher are in her underwear for five or six minutes for no reason other than they want Princess Leia scantily clad. There’s eventually a women’s dressing room scene too, which starts generally offensive and ends very specifically offensive.

    Mako’s occasionally okay. At least he doesn’t like Nazis.

    Barty’s… I mean, if Rainbow worked, Barty’s performance would be one of cinema’s great performances. However, Rainbow does not work and Barty’s bewildering. It’s impossible to imagine Under the Rainbow any different—certainly not any better, though definitely even more offensive.

    Cork Hubbert’s the actual protagonist, but the movie dumps him for the various antics. He’s not bad. He’s not good. But he’s not bad. And he gets the Ben-Hur chariot homage, which is a handful of neat frames amid the chaos.

    Adam Arkin’s the hotel manager. He could be worse.

    Technically, Rainbow’s mostly fine. It’s not cinematographer Frank Stanley’s fault or David E. Blewitt’s editing. Nothing they—or even director Rash can do—is going to make a difference with the plot. Rash’s got no sense of comic timing, though Joe Renzetti’s disastrous cartoon score accompanying doesn’t help. Great production design from Peter Wooley.

    Shame it’s wasted on this exceptionally weird and bad motion picture.


  • Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (1985, Jim Wheat and Ken Wheat)

    Life is profoundly cheap in Ewoks: The Battle for Endor. The film’s ostensibly about little human orphan Aubree Miller’s adventure with her Ewok buddy Warwick Davis and the old man (Wilford Brimley) who takes care of them after a group of bad guys appear out of nowhere and destroy the Ewok village and pew pew away Miller’s family, who survived the previous Ewok movie. I believe that one also had Ewoks with names other than Davis’s one (who can speak English here); no names for the Ewoks anymore. Also not much Ewok action. They disappear for a large portion of the movie, when it’s apparently more fun to watch Brimley pretend to be a mean old man to newly orphaned Miller and separated from his tribe Davis.

    Davis’s subplot about the missing Ewoks is kind of the important one until evil human witch Siân Phillips—who lives in bad guy Carel Struycken’s medieval castle and has never heard of spaceships before Miller tells her about them—kidnaps Miller so Miller can explain interstellar travel to Struycken. Struycken and his gang are aliens, but extremely cheap ones for a Star Wars product; apparently their species is based on some bad Ralph McQuarrie concept drawings from Empire Strikes Back.

    Doesn’t matter.

    The first act, ruining Miller’s life and making Davis’s rather inconvenient, is fairly bad. For whatever reason, directors Wheat are quite bad at the action sequence involving Struycken attacking the village. Some of it’s clearly budget—not sure who decided it was too expensive to do matte paintings of the Ewok village (or just use some Kenner playset backdrops)—but some of it’s just bad directing. Rather inglorious farewells to returning actors Eric Walker and Paul Gleason, though Gleason’s is much worse just for being in the movie longer.

    The second act’s tedious and cloying, though Miller’s not anywhere near as obnoxious as she could be—initially it seems weird she and Davis treat being on the run from a murderous gang like being on a nature hike, but given how bad it gets when she and Brimley talk about their feelings… I mean, at least the nature walk has pretty scenery. It’ll eventually look just like the forests from Return of the Jedi, but then because they’re obviously using footage from a better movie—even if it weren’t the competent special effects or better film stock, Davis’s costume doesn’t have the weird eyes he gets in this one.

    They go really cheap on the Ewok costumes, so it’s pretty impressive when the third act action sequences are actually not bad. They can’t save Battle for Endor (it’s a fairly tepid battle, though based on the variety of alien species, it’d be interesting to know how they all evolved), but once the Ewoks come back into the movie… it’s occasionally entertaining. Even if the Ewok costumes look like pajama sets with matching slippers.

    Other bad elements include Peter Bernstein’s music—he’ll occasionally imply some John Williams but never followthrough (it’s a shock when they use actual Star Wars sound effects for thirteen seconds, around the time Brimley gets to pretend he’s Harrison Ford and then they drop it because it doesn’t play because Miller clearly hasn’t seen A New Hope–but then Bernstein turns around and misses an obvious Jaws reference, which reminds me Endor gets very slapstick with its violence at the end. But no less fatal.

    Also real bad is Isidore Mankofsky’s photography but what he’s going to do with the Brothers Wheat directing. Eric Jenkins’s editing is fine. Joe Johnston’s production design is not, but how much can you blame on him unless he’s personally responsible for the truly terrible matte paintings.

    Brimley isn’t any good but he keeps it together far better than anyone could expect. He earns his paycheck, most definitely. He, Miller, and Davis don’t really embarrass themselves… as opposed to almost everyone else involved.