Wayward Pines (2015) s02e10 – Bedtime Story

There are a lot of stories you can only tell in sci-fi. For instance, only with time travel can you have young mom Kacey Rohl wake up after two thousand years of cryo-sleep and be paired off with her unknowing son, Tom Stevens, now grown up.

Yuck.

It’s unclear why you’d want to tell this story (something “Wayward Pines” only decided to do last episode as a final shocker since no one cares if Nimrat Kaur leaves Jason Patric for Josh Helman), but it’s also unclear why you’d do it just to be cruel to Rohl. Patric will ditch the Hippocratic oath this episode because it’s the finale, and things need resolving. However, he also ditches it to include taunting Rohl with the information he knows about her unintentional Oedipus subplot. Later on, Amitai Marmorstein will give Rohl a similarly knowing look.e

It craps out Rohl having a character arc, even with such a bunk storyline. It’s too bad because she was one of the season’s stronger performances overall. Unfortunately, the show didn’t know what to do with Stevens, and Patric went way too quickly from season protagonist to sturdy town doctor supporting cast, so Rohl was its last hope. Well, I guess maybe Kaur, but they took her arc away to give her to charisma and acting vacuum Helman.

Towards the end of the episode, Djimon Hounsou gets a moment where it’s obvious he should’ve been the protagonist, but of course, they wouldn’t. “Wayward Pines,” outside the casting this season, never made actual good decisions. And when it’s vaguely exploitative, it’s okay. But, when they embrace the exploitative, they can’t figure it out.

The episode’s stakes are simple—there aren’t enough pods, some of our favorite cast members might not be going because Stevens made a list, and he’s closing out the grudges. Plus the gay and Asian kids. They don’t get saved either.

Anyone not in a pod is going to get murdered by the creatures. Or, if Patric can come up with a way to fend them off, they’re going to starve to death. Or be killed by the left-behind shitty white guys. Stevens at least didn’t take the shitty white men (at least not the ones out of their teens).

It’s familiar, sympathetic cast members in danger, and mildly effective. Certainly more effective than the creatures’ preparing their assault, which is just queen Rochelle Okoye yelling at them while they amass in the same locations again and again. “Wayward Pines” clearly didn’t have the budget for a big action sequence, so someone decided to tread water for the entire final episode.

Not a great choice.

Script credit to Mark Friedman. It’s not good. Outside Siobhan Fallon Hogan’s part. She again is the butt of the joke, but her performance is, as usual, superb enough the writing doesn’t matter.

“Wayward Pines: Season One” started more embarrassing than it ended; season two started less embarrassing than it ends. Director Ti West has some lousy composition, which may be a nod to executive producer M. Night Shyamalan, but it’s also just indicative of the exhaustion. The show never explored its better plot threads, never actually developed its characters; it just sustained on usually minimal competency and a few good performances.

Jason Patric ought to be a TV lead. Djimon Hounsou is a great TV series sturdy wingman. It’d be interesting to see if Tom Stevens can do anything but Mirror Universe Wesley Crusher. Kacey Rohl’s got some range and skills. Hope Davis is a good creep (it’s too bad she didn’t find out Rohl was Stevens’s mom; that scene would’ve been something). It’s too bad they weren’t working together in a better project.

Instead, they were trapped in “Wayward Pines.”

Wayward Pines (2015) s02e09 – Walcott Prep

Wayward Pines, the town, is in dire straits. The creatures outside the wall have destroyed their food supply, and they’re out of MREs. They’ll only survive another thirty days (or, more precisely, two episodes). So teen dictator Tom Stevens decides everyone’s going back in cryo-sleep for fifty-seven years or whatever. Only Djimon Hounsou then discovers no one kept the cryo-pods charged since season one ended and the teenage Nazis took over. As a result, they can only take half the populace.

Jason Patric’s still hoping he can come up with some kind of medical solution and won’t help Stevens evaluate the breeding stock. Patric says they should do a lottery; Stevens says it’s got to be based on white bloodline or whatever. Like most scenes for Stevens, there’s potentially a good character thread, but then they immediately drop it. In this case, it’s in favor of a personal quandary—Stevens doesn’t want defects, love of his life Kacey Rohl can’t have babies and is, therefore, defective. Joss Whedon ghostwrote “Wayward Pines?”

Patric is also actively plotting against Stevens this episode, though we don’t get to see any of his plans other than when he checks in with Josh Helman to ensure Helman won’t support Stevens in a coup. It’s a pointless scene, only there for Helman to taunt Patric about how Nimrat Kaur’s preggers with Helman’s baby. Kaur’s around for useless scene with Stevens—encouraging more, different character development–because it turns out this episode’s all about a huge secret.

Toby Jones stars in a flashback story about how he got baby Tom Stevens for the town. First, he tried buying a pregnant blue blood’s unwanted baby, but then he had to resort to more traditional means (bribing a public hospital).

The secret is the identity of Stevens’s mother. Sadly, not an Emperor Palpatine clone. Instead, it’s someone whose identity is going to knock every character arc for Stevens out from under him. There’s also some retconning involved with Hope Davis and Melissa Leo’s characters in particular, though they’re long gone and out of the guest star budget, so who cares. As PG-13 exploitative as “Wayward Pines” got with this season, I really did not expect them to embrace it to this episode’s degree. Worse, it doesn’t do anything to inform characters’ behaviors in previous episodes. Mom’s secret identity doesn’t explain why Stevens is king little shit.

It all comes to a fateful conclusion, including the not ineffective shot of blood running through the streets of the Wayward Pines model in Jones’s office. They probably should’ve used that visual last season with Jones’s death and not here when they’re trying to make a contrived plotline have more of an oomph.

On the other hand, faced with an inevitably disappointing conclusion—season two switched over to building to the finish just as there was character development—a large-scale cop-out and shrug do kind of make sense. Why bother doing anything else?

Wayward Pines (2015) s02e08 – Pass Judgment

So, with “Wayward Pines” entering the season’s final act—there are only two more episodes after this one–it’s unclear where they’re going, but it’s clear they aren’t going to get there gracefully. This episode’s all about female creature Rochelle Okoye escaping and wreaking havoc around town, including leaping between the buildings on Main Street. There’s also lots of running through the woods, which are right behind the houses, and all of a sudden, it’s obvious what a lousy job the show’s done—in the eighteen episodes so far—at establishing the basic geography.

For example, Emma Tremblay and Michael Garza are back this episode (nothing said about her period or him maybe being gay or ace), and they walk downtown from school. Through a forest. Not an inherently terrible idea and certainly better than anything else town architect Nimrat Kaur “designed,” but also a little weird. All of a sudden, they’re in danger from forest-hunting Okoye, but there’s going to be an alley somewhere taking them to Kaur’s shop.

Kaur and Josh Helman are also back this episode—unfortunately—and now they’re both trying to beat the creatures. Kaur is trying to figure out how Okoye got into the town; Helman’s going to take his guns and form a citizen’s militia, which will lead to a trigger-happy Christian shooting the only Black guy in the episode. “Wayward Pines: Season Two” ’s big problem is none of the adults deserve to survive, and most of the teens also do not deserve to survive, and we don’t meet many kids because they need to be in puberty for the show (and town) to care about them.

But, basically, there’s militia versus military on the residential streets, and it’s bad. It’s not as silly as it could be, but it’s not well done. Jennifer Lynch directs the episode and does comparably better with the talking heads stuff than the action or suspense, but only in comparison. Unfortunately, this season hasn’t had many distinct or good directors (only one of the latter, I think) and is heading into the finale with, at best, tepid direction….

Bad sign.

Also, an ominous sign is a big reveal for Kaur and Helman, which manages to make his performance even worse in hindsight. Besides her busy work finding town blueprints, Kaur’s just around for Helman and Patric to glare at each other over. Even when Tremblay shows up and Kaur gets her to safety, they don’t have any real scenes together. Tremblay’s just an accessory for Kaur, who’s just an accessory for Helman or Patric.

Though Kaur does have a good “girl power” scene with Kacey Rohl, who found that she can’t have babies at the beginning of the episode, and now everyone is assuming boyfriend and teen führer Tom Stevens will have her killed for it. That development turns into an almost interesting plot point until the episode screws it up.

Seamus Kevin Fahey gets the writing credit. The most inventive stuff in the script are the details about Siobhan Fallon Hogan’s weird life. Fallon Hogan manages to be excellent despite being the butt of the show’s jokes.

And maybe if Patric’s complaint no one takes any responsibility in “Wayward Pines” is a meta-comment on the show itself, which is an accurate dig. The whole show is what happens when you compound cop-outs.

Anyway. Two left, and it’s not in very good shape.

Wayward Pines (2015) s02e07 – Time Will Tell

After an inglorious character arc in the regular story, Djimon Hounsou finally gets his own episode, albeit a flashback one. Turns out Hounsou’s job—before “Wayward Pines: Season Two”—was to wake up every twenty years and take care of the people sleeping in cryo-pods for two thousand years. He also tested the soil, played chess with himself, and did some cardio.

The flashbacks also reveal Hounsou met the creatures (Homo sapiens superior?) early on before they’d turned into Gollum-looking things when they still just looked like Paul Bettany. One time out of the cryo-pods, Hounsou goes hiking and runs into Dakota Daulby. They hang out, but Daulby lives in a post-apocalypse and is miserable and suffering, and Hounsou’s just observing, so it’s very uncool for him.

It does, however, lead into Hounsou’s character motivation after he wakes Toby Jones. They discover a settlement, complete with huts, on the land where they want to build the town. Hounsou says, let’s sleep until they’re gone; Jones says let’s kill them because we’re white men. Well, he’s a white man, and Hounsou gets to work for a white man.

There’s also some ret-conning to explain why he wasn’t in the first season (other than they only let one Black person on the show for ten episodes). Hounsou thought it was gross to wipe out the creatures and isn’t cool with the human settlement, so he was antisocial all first season.

Sure.

There’s an okay Simone Missick cameo. She’s Hounsou’s wife, who he hallucinates depending on how lonely he’s gotten.

The present-day action has Jason Patric and Hope Davis trying to communicate with the female creature (Rochelle Okoye, who glares well, the only role requirement). They have some success until they have to tell Tom Stevens, and he loses his shit. Kacey Rohl tries to reason with him (a weird flex since last episode she told him to white man his way through everything), and it just pisses him off more.

Stevens’s character arc has pretty much stalled out at this point.

There’s also no update on Nimrat Kaur, Josh Helman, and Patric’s love triangle, with Kaur and Helman not appearing in the episode. Tim Griffin’s around a bit to assist Patric (broadly speaking). He makes little impression, which is a compliment for Griffin.

The end twist is really good—Jeff T. Thomas’s direction is competent throughout the episode without ever being exciting. The Hounsou flashbacks all seem to be done on the cheap, and the present-day action takes place in one or two locations. But when it comes time for the twist, Thomas does a phenomenal job with it.

This episode also lets Patric and Davis really act opposite each other and not just for exposition’s sake. Credited to Anna Fricke, the script breaks through Davis’s caricature a bit and lets her show some personality. Davis’s a good villain; this episode’s the first time we’ve seen more to her. The way she’s startled when Patric’s nice to her is very cool.

Patric’s really good too. He should’ve done a doctor show.

It’s a good, affecting episode. Lots of tension in the present-day plot, and the flashbacks are interesting to a point, especially with Hounsou doing it.

Wayward Pines (2015) s02e06 – City Upon a Hill

Vincenzo Natali directs this episode. I’ve never seen any of his movies, but he’s far and away the best director of the season so far. He even knows how to do a Toby Jones cameo—as few lines as possible, as short of a scene as possible.

Jones shows up at the beginning for a flashback to before the construction of “Wayward Pines.” He’s in a helicopter gunship, shooting at the monsters in the forest as they frolic and tend to their young. They’re in the way of the wall, and so he has them shot dead.

Can’t imagine why they don’t like the humans.

Natali does a great job with the primordial bliss sequence, but where he really shows off is during the action sequence in the present. The monsters have gotten fire, and they’re burning down the town’s cornfields, so all the able-bodied civilians have to firefight while the soldiers provide cover. There’s a startling thirty-five killed, which ends up just showing how disposable the humans are in the show. Though they don’t even bother to track any of the casualties’ stories.

Well, not if they’re not special guest stars.

This episode has Tim Griffin’s flashbacks pre-season one, when he’s setting up Matt Dillon (and possibly Carla Gugino), so he can get together with Shannyn Sossamon. Sossamon returns for a really lousy final appearance; “Wayward Pines: Season One” had an absolutely disastrous plot outline. In season two, Sossamon ends up with the poopiest end of that stick.

Even worse, Griffin’s got scenes without his glue-on beard, which means it can’t do his acting for him. Instead, he’s got to try to keep up with… well, Hope Davis, sure, but Griffin can’t even successfully stalk Sossamon when he’s inserted into scenes from season one. Real lazy.

However, it’s another “Wayward Pines” where someone on the writing staff heard my dismay from the future and had someone comment on the Nazi uniforms all the bros wear. Unfortunately, it’s Josh Helman making the observation to Christopher Meyer. Helman’s white, Meyer’s Black, and the scene has Meyer defending Nazi uniforms (ignorantly because they wouldn’t have been taught world history or the Nazis being bad). Since “Wayward Pines” is a Fox show… makes you wonder if the News department made some requests.

Also, it turns out Helman is supposed to be playing a scoundrel a la Han Solo, which just makes the whole thing worse. Helman is better than Griffin in this episode. Griffin without his fake beard is worse than Helman; a surprise, but also maybe not. What they really needed was a glue-on beard for Helman.

There are a lot of scenes at the hospital—Hassler and Sossamon are both injured—and Amitai Marmorstein gets some great scenes with Jason Patric. Marmorstein’s such a good twerp, and Patric finally fully engages, leading to some great moments.

Other plot points include Kacey Rohl going a little Lady Macbeth with Tom Stevens, who’s doubting his chosen one status as the world literally burns thanks to his policies (making him more self-aware than, what, ninety-five percent of politicians), and then Davis and Patric doing some tests on the captured female creature. Turns out their brains are big in all the right places.

There’s a soft cliffhanger, but it’s also clear “Pines” is gearing up for the final arc. Everything is very dramatic, very consequential. We’ll see if they do better than last time. Regardless, I hope Natali’s back for more episodes.

Wayward Pines (2015) s02e05 – Sound the Alarm

Toby Jones is back this episode, which has a flashback subplot about how architect Nimrat Kaur actually designed Wayward Pines, the town, and lied to husband Jason Patric about it when he asked a few episodes ago. Jones looks much older in the flashback than he did last season on the show when he was a regular. He also plays the part like full Bond villain, instead of how he built up to that reveal. Apparently, in the past, when putting the project together, Jones was whole-ass evil and toned it down for the future. He also got some plastic surgery to take a few years off.

Wait, that second part’s not a bad idea.

Hope Davis also appears in the flashbacks, establishing an animosity between her character and Kaur’s, which we first saw the last episode. None of the other people who ought to be in the flashbacks are in the flashbacks, meaning Melissa Leo and Terrence Howard. Though maybe they were off on a kidnapping mission together.

The idea the town was designed by an architect is the silliest detail in the “Pines” lore, as the town is not architecturally interesting, innovative, or even distinctive. Patric sees her working on the design—and apparently forgot in the future—and makes a Mayberry crack, but it’s on-point. The town made sense when the show was an M. Night Shyamalan joint. As the intentionally, willfully created future cauldron of white fascists… it’s a lousy job. Like, hopefully, Kaur’s better as a hairdresser than an architect.

There are still some other unanswered questions about Kaur’s involvement with the project, but her big reveal to Patric—in the present—isn’t even about designing the town; it’s about how she knows Josh Helman. Helman’s not in the episode very much, which is great. Outside a scene where he gets drunk–he works around kids, incidentally—and gazes what I think’s supposed to be longingly across at Kaur’s salon, he doesn’t have many shots where he needs to try to act. Though his scene opposite Patric is embarrassing for Patric. Patric’s got a lot to do in the episode, even though he’s basically supporting everyone else, and he’s really good throughout. Even when the script’s thin. Patric works. Helman takes up space. Their scene’s very existence plays like a diss on Patric.

Especially with the reveal.

Helman takes the cake on a show with some profoundly bad casting and performance decisions.

Anyway.

Besides Kaur’s flashbacks and present-day reveals, the episode’s got three subplots going. First, Djimon Hounsou, Shannyn Sossamon, and Tim Griffin are doing an agriculture survey outside the wall. The drama comes from Griffin revealing he machinated the whole pilot set up just so he could get into Sossamon’s pants. Reacting to that confession gives her something to do besides be sad about Charlie Tahan’s death; Tahan didn’t come back to play the corpse. I wonder if they lowballed or just didn’t offer.

In town, Kacey Rohl has decided Hope Davis doesn’t know anything about science and wants Patric to run the “study the monsters” project. Davis gets really mad about it because she likes torturing them to get back at them not eating her last season. Rohl’s good—she’s got a funny scene opposite Siobhan Fallon Hogan—and the personality tensions are strong this episode. At least in the present. In the flashbacks, they’re all exaggerated because Jones hasn’t got any subtlety and is a bad influence on Davis, who’s best when she’s the only broad caricature in a scene.

Then Michael Garza has a subplot—also involving Patric—about not being able to get his procreation on, no matter what girls they try him with. His conversation with Patric addresses some things the show entirely avoided in the first season when it seemed like it wasn’t aware it was creating a fascist, white supremacist future. This season they acknowledge it.

Garza’s really sympathetic.

The show’s now halfway through the season and isn’t really forecasting what they might try to get done before it’s over.

The cliffhanger’s good too.

In addition to Patric playing support, Tom Stevens has been reduced quite a bit lately. Outside yelling about one of the monsters getting into town, his big scene is threatening Kaur while dressed very much in SS summer wear. It’s weird no one’s acknowledged Jones’s reclusive billionaire very much wanted to have a little Nazi army because all of the clothes in the town were made in the past and brought into the future with them. Stevens’s outfit this episode is almost too obvious.

Wayward Pines (2015) s02e04 – Exit Strategy

It’s like “Wayward Pines” heard my complaints there weren’t enough bad performances on the regular and felt the need to deliver. This episode features the return of Tim Griffin from season one, who was an entirely personality-free white man and goes on to one-up him with Josh Helman, who’s got even less personality and might be the worst actor on the show ever. It seems like someone’s feeding it to Helman from off-frame every single line delivery.

Helman was billed in the season premiere’s opening titles but soon disappeared outside the wall and from the titles. He’s back now, with the episode finding him unconscious in a monster pit. He meets up with Griffin, who’s been living in the wild for at least a decade, and is basically just doing a Grizzly Adams riff. That riff is much better than anything Helman’s doing.

After some world-building involving the monsters’ behaviors, the two end up back in town, where Helman reopens his ice cream shop and Griffin checks himself out of the hospital to become a town drunk. Both leader Tom Stevens and return guest star Shannyn Sossamon want something from Griffin. Stevens and Djimon Hounsou are gung ho to explore the outer world (ignoring Hope Davis and Kacey Rohl’s objections); Stevens wants Griffin’s help knowing what’s out there.

Meanwhile, Sossamon wants to tell Griffin to drop dead for getting her entire family kidnapped 2,000 years into the future and subsequently killed by shitty white people.

However, Sossamon wants to get outside the wall—they call it a fence, which seems a choice entirely based on Game of Thrones having a wall—to find Charlie Tahan’s corpse, which might require Griffin’s help.

The subplot has Emma Tremblay indeed becoming a supporting regular; she gets her first period and doesn’t want to tell Davis about it because “Wayward Pines” rules say she’s got to start trying to get pregnant, eleven years old or not. Since Tremblay works for Nimrat Kaur, Kaur decides she’s going to stand up for Tremblay against Davis. It’s a nice subplot because Kaur’s a very active performer. When she and Davis face-off, there’s palpable energy coming off both the actors.

Of course, when the show establishes Kaur knows Helman, there’s zero energy between them because Helman’s terrible. Terrible for “Wayward Pines.”

Though, of course, second season acting’s much better than the first season. Sossamon, freed of her confounded mom constraints, is far more effective here than she ever was before. Though it helps she’s opposite Griffin, who’s letting his fake beard do all the acting for him.

Tremblay’s subplot also involves brother Michael Garza, who’s got his own secrets. Unfortunately, those secrets make him susceptible to bad influences, and the fallout will put him into the sort of surprisingly but not if you listen to Ian Malcolm cliffhanger.

Despite Helman—and Griffin, really—it’s a decent episode. Kaur’s got a good arc for most of it, and Davis is a profoundly upsetting villain. Also, despite not really doing anything and having a thin character, Hounsou classes the joint up.

Wayward Pines (2015) s02e03 – Once Upon a Time in Wayward Pines

“Wayward Pines: Season Two” really is committed to the bit. There’s a scene where schoolmarm, monster researcher, and psychotherapist Hope Davis tells a group of girls there’s nothing wrong with them not having their periods yet. They just don’t get to participate in the Davis-supervised orgies with the other thirteen-year-olds yet. Not in those words, but it’s the scene. They’re just running headfirst into the Davis breeding humans with these earthen vessels. It’s incredibly creepy; Davis is great at it.

That subplot may or may not be making Emma Tremblay into a regular supporting player. It’s too soon to tell because Davis has bigger fish to fry this episode, specifically very special guest star Melissa Leo.

They apparently can only afford a single season one regulars in an episode at a time, minus—I guess—Terrence Howard and Carla Gugino in the season premiere. Though it turns out Leo was with Howard on that people-hunting expedition, they just didn’t show her because, you know, budget.

She’s back this episode to fill in what’s happened to her since last season, but not really. Instead, she’s back to retcon Tom Stevens into being Toby Jones’s town savior. From birth. Stevens showed up in the last two episodes of season one, presumably when they decided Charlie Tahan wasn’t going to be a regular in season two despite the show literally being set up for him to be the new protagonist. But he’s been around since the beginning, raised to think Leo and her brother, Jones, are his biological parents.

In the flashbacks, Leo wants to brainwash the young versions of Stevens, which runs afoul with Djimon Hounsou (who’s also retconned in like Jones’s character would ever listen to a Black guy), who thinks the awful truth is a better option. It also puts Leo and Davis on a collision course because Davis’s whole character is manipulating young boys into doing her bidding. The Leo and Davis thing, which the episode introduces since they never had a scene together in season one, plays out before the episode’s over.

In the present, Leo convinces Stevens she’s ready to be a team player again and help him with his conquest of the surrounding area. Both Stevens’s ladies, Davis and Kacey Rohl, are unhappy with Leo’s return, and more unhappy Stevens is welcoming her.

Jason Patric’s arc involves meeting Leo—who treats him cruelly, just like she did Matt Dillon, and makes her hard to like—and arguing with wife Nimrat Kaur. Patric suspects Kaur of something, which the show never confirms, and he works through it. It’s a really good performance from Patric, making up for Leo’s lackluster return. Neither the flashbacks—with bad wigs and bad writing—nor the present action material is any good. The show can’t successfully shoehorn a relationship between her and Stevens, though Stevens gives it his best.

There’s some funny cringe material for Siobhan Fallon Hogan (whose current problems apparently stem from generally living in the post-post-apocalypse, not reacting to Stevens and his teenage stormtroopers randomly murdering people).

Having Leo back, having her give a bad performance, having that lousy performance be in a tepid retcon does clarify “Wayward Pines: Season Two”’s newfound strengths. Patric’s good and is great in a lead TV part. Stevens is a good shitbird villain. The exploitative genre-y stuff is more amusing than “M. Night Shyamalan TV.” But the show’s still got a litany of problems.

Wayward Pines (2015) s02e02 – Blood Harvest

Djimon Hounsou arrives this episode as the town farmer. He’s supposedly a protege of first-season villain Toby Jones, though there’s no explanation why he wasn’t around before. It stands out, of course, because Jones’s villain was pretty plainly racist; the whole project—in the first season—was about breeding white babies. In the second season, the show’s definitely gotten the note about having some Black characters; though, so far, they’re all villains.

The episode begins with a surprise resolution to last episode’s cliffhanger. Little Nazi-in-charge Tom Stevens (who’s actually great as an evil little shit) broke his promise to Jason Patric and Charlie Tahan and sent them out beyond the wall to let the monsters eat them. Only the monsters ignore them to instead pile up against the fence, which electrocutes them dead until the bodies get high enough to jump over.

I’m ninety percent sure I’ve seen the same device used somewhere else, but it’s a solid device and effective here.

Stevens gets all his teen stormtroopers in trucks and drives out to fend off the invasion. He brings his girlfriend, Kacey Rohl, along with him, which results in her getting almost immediately injured and Stevens needing Patric back from the monster side of the wall.

If Patric can save Rohl, he’ll get some semblance of a normal life again—a job as town doctor (they don’t have any others) and to live with wife Nimrat Kaur. Turns out Kaur’s got a bunch of secrets she hasn’t been telling Patric about, though he’s not ready to accept he’s living in a post-post-apocalyptic future where man-eating monsters are running around; so maybe he can’t handle her truths either.

Meanwhile, Shannyn Sossamon is back, trying to get Stevens to go out and get Tahan too. The little fascists’ only rule is they can’t kill each other, and Stevens is breaking that rule.

Sossamon being back makes almost no sense, given where things finished up last season and then with Tahan being an underground revolutionary. Apparently, since the first season, Sossamon’s gotten generally okay with living in military occupation as long as she gets her house. It’s unclear. Sossamon’s pretty good, though, albeit just in a “hysterical mom” part.

She’s got a scene opposite Kaur where it seems like Sossamon will have something to do with Patric and the new A plot, but nothing comes of it. It’s going to be interesting to see how “Wayward Pines” handles its guest stars and season one returnees.

Another returnee, Siobhan Fallon Hogan, finally gets a real scene, albeit one where she’s recovering from the electroshock therapy the kids do to keep her in line.

Patric’s good, Kaur’s good, Stevens is good. There’s a lot with Patric discovering how bad Stevens has been at caring for the townspeople, and Stevens hates Patric being right. Amitai Marmorstein’s awesome as this medical student who looks up to Patric.

Once again, there’s something almost schlocky to it, like “Pines: Season Two” is an Ozploitation flick instead of a vain attempt from Fox to get another “Lost” going. I expected the fascist teens in charge plot to stink, but they’re making it work.

Oh. Toby Jones is back for a cameo, looking markedly older than last season, which breaks the suspended animation conceit. But it’s fine; it’s first thing and over fast.

Wayward Pines (2015) s02e01 – Enemy Lines

The season two premiere opens with Charlie Tahan, set up as the new lead in last season’s finale, narrating a recap of the first season. It’s a terrible recap, writing-wise. It does not bode well.

But then the first real scene is Jason Patric in Hawaii, in the middle of a spat with wife Nimrat Kaur, heading down to the bar and happening to meet Terrence Howard. Howard apparently got to go to fabulous vacation spots to kidnap people and put them in cryosleep for two thousand years. Good for him.

It’s an overwritten scene, but Patric and Howard are both good, so it’s mostly fine. Howard leading Patric into the bushes to knock him unconscious is a little much, but otherwise, it’s okay. Patric’s immediately a strong lead.

One fade out later, Patric wakes up in the fifth millennium, and he’s confused. A severe young woman, Kacey Rohl, tells him they need to get to the hospital so he can perform surgery. “Where am I?” Patric asks. “‘Wayward Pines,’” Rohl says. Cue opening titles and the new regular cast list, which suggests a lot of people who seemed like they’d be back aren’t back.

Instead, fascist white boy murderer Tom Stevens has been promoted to regular. And Hope Davis, who very clearly died last season, gets the “with” credit. Djimon Hounsou gets the “and” credit, suggesting “Wayward Pines” is finally getting some Black people, but he doesn’t actually appear in this episode. Though Christopher Meyer is Black, and he gets a lot to do, it’s mainly carting Patric around town and being a really good little boot-stepper.

There are some familiar names in the special guest star list: Tahan, Carla Gugino, Siobhan Fallon Hogan, and Greta Lee. Last season, Lee was a fourth-tier recurring character but a reasonably recognizable one. Fallon Hogan’s the awesome secretary; she’s barely in this episode. Tahan and Gugino get full arcs, though Gugino’s confined to a hospital bed (she’s Patric’s mystery patient), and Tahan’s barely in the episode like they just weren’t willing to pay his rate. Adult John Connor has more presence in T2.

Gugino’s around for the first season transition wrap-up. The show’s done a three year-jump ahead from where the main action left off, though last season’s cliffhanger was a jump ahead tease. So now we find out Gugino led a resistance against Howard, who militarized his Neo-Nazi sidekicks, and they rule “Wayward Pines” with an iron fist. And Davis, now in a wheelchair (she’s so nasty the monsters wouldn’t eat her), whispering in his ear. But Howard and Rohl are a couple, which complicates things a little.

Patric finds himself in this bewildering setting–Lord of the Flies with girls and guns—and isn’t sure what’s going on, especially not when they keep promising he’ll see wife Kaur in just a scene or two.

It’s a very different show than season one. It feels like a sequel from another production company, which is doing a much better job. The regular cast isn’t anywhere near as expensive (Patric and Davis are the only real names). Howard’s an A-number one creep, but in a good way (think evil Wesley Crusher).

But the other big chance is Patric. Well, Patric and the audience knowing what’s happening to Patric and not them discovering it all simultaneously. Patric’s a great lead.

There are problems, of course. Even though the show’s very different from when M. Night Shyamalan directed the pilot, episode director David Petrarca brings back his terrible framing techniques. And the writing’s way too dismissive on Gugino.

But the teenage fascist dictatorship stuff? It’s “just genre,” but in a good way.

Or maybe it’s just all worth it for a Jason Patric TV show.