Category: Blade movies

  • Blade II (2002, Guillermo del Toro)

    Despite sometimes exceptional direction from del Toro, Wesley Snipes’s second BLADE outing can’t overcome the terrible script (by David S. Goyer) or the awful supporting performances (everyone important except for Snipes and super-vampire-monster Luke Goss are atrocious). It also doesn’t help del Toro’s direction peaks in the first act–it’s a two hour movie and a…

  • Blade (1998, Stephen Norrington)

    Misfire of a star vehicle for Wesley Snipes, though not through any fault of his own; he’s well-cast as the Marvel Comics vampire hunter, it’s just the insipid script (by David S. Goyer) is bad and Norrington’s downright silly and inept direction is even worse. Also the supporting cast is mostly godawful–Stephen Dorff and Donal…

  • Blade: Trinity (2004, David S. Goyer)

    I imagine you’re thinking, why would he watch that? And I agree, Blade: Trinity is hardly Stop Button material. Except… I have been insulting David S. Goyer a lot lately (because he sucks) and I wanted my insults to be more informed and, also, because I enjoyed Blade II. I’ve never seen more than fifteen…