The Adventures of Tintin (2011) D: Steven Spielberg. S: Jamie Bell, Andy Serkis, Daniel Craig, Nick Frost, Simon Pegg, Daniel Mays, Gad Elmaleh. Precious (rather than exquisite) adaptation of the Hergé comic. It’s CGI on top of motion capture, which apparently causes composite problems. But it’s computers so just fix it. Also, the character designs…

American Gothic (1995) s01e22 “Requiem” [1996] D: Lou Antonio. S: Gary Cole, Lucas Black, Paige Turco, Brenda Bakke, Sarah Paulson, Nick Searcy, John Mese. Busy but bland finale has Black breaking bad. Bakke’s trying to encourage it, Turco snd Searcy are trying to stop it. Black’s not very good as the problem child variant. Paulsen…

The Adventures of Tintin (2011) D: Steven Spielberg. S: Jamie Bell, Andy Serkis, Daniel Craig, Nick Frost, Simon Pegg, Daniel Mays, Gad Elmaleh. Local Hero (1983) D: Bill Forsyth. S: Burt Lancaster, Peter Riegert, Denis Lawson, Fulton Mackay, Peter Capaldi, Jennifer Black, Jenny Seagrove. The Rundown (2003) D: Peter Berg. S: Dwayne Johnson, Seann William…

American Gothic (1995) s01e19 “Strangler” [1998] D: Doug Lefler. S: Gary Cole, Lucas Black, Paige Turco, Brenda Bakke, Sarah Paulson, Nick Searcy, John Mese. Cole and Paulson go full magical in the opening, resulting in Cole hiring the ghost of the Boston Strangler (Gareth Williams) to take Paulson out. Ghosts can kill ghosts. Williams tries…

Agatha All Along (2024) s01e01 “Seekest Thou the Road” D: Jac Schaeffer. S: Kathryn Hahn, Joe Locke, Debra Jo Rupp, Aubrey Plaza, Emma Caulfield Ford, David Payton, David Lengel. Direct(ish) sequel to WANDAVISION has Hahn playing a prestige series detective, except her latest case starts throwing her. There’s Plaza’s FBI agent, come to help, only…

Black Panther (1998) #28 [2001] W: Christopher Priest. A: Sal Velluto. Lots of regal guest stars–Velluto has a great time with Namor, even giving him a splash page. Has Wakanda really gone to war with both the United States and Atlantis or is someone conspiring against its king? Priest does a fantastic job with the…

Grantchester (2014) s09e01 “Episode 1” [2024] D: Katherine Churcher. S: Robson Green, Tom Brittney, Al Weaver, Tessa Peake-Jones, Kacey Ainsworth, Charlotte Ritchie, Bradley Hall. GRANTCHESTER makes no bones about the vicar change of the season. Brittney goes from not wanting a new job to everything in the latest case trying into an analogy. It must…

Beverly Hills Cop III (1994) D: John Landis. S: Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, Hector Elizondo, Timothy Carhart, John Saxon, Theresa Randle, Stephen McHattie. Dismal sequel has Murphy returning to Beverly Hills in pursuit of another killer–Carhart, who’s atrocious–this time at a theme park. Murphy teams up with Reinhold again (John Ashton wisely sat this one…

My Lady Jane (2024) s01e05 “I’m Gonna Change the World” D: Stefan Schwartz. S: Emily Bader, Edward Bluemel, Anna Chancellor, Rob Brydon, Kate O’Flynn, Henry Ashton, Oliver Chris. Bader finds an unexpected connection with Brydon when she discovers how intellectually stimulating the game of thrones can be to play. And downright fun. Bader and Bluemel…

American Gothic (1995) s01e18 “Echo of Your Last Goodbye” [1998] D: Oz Scott. S: Gary Cole, Lucas Black, Paige Turco, Brenda Bakke, Sarah Paulson, Nick Searcy, John Mese. Ghost Paulson starts haunting deputy Searcy, hoping he’ll turn against boss Cole. Meanwhile, Cole’s got his corrupting hooks into lover Turco and is using that relationship to…

The Adventurous Blonde (1937) D: Frank McDonald. S: Glenda Farrell, Barton MacLane, Anne Nagel, Tom Kennedy, George E. Stone, Natalie Moorhead, William Hopper. Hot on the heels of their last outing, reporter Farrell and her copper boyfriend, MacLane, are finally about to tie the knot. Except her jealous, misogynist competitors decide to stage a fake…

The Bear (2022) s03e07 “Legacy” [2024] D: Joanna Calo. S: Jeremy Allen White, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Ayo Edebiri, Lionel Boyce, Abby Elliott, Matty Matheson, Liza Colón-Zayas. It’s back to the present with Edebiri finding out she’s got a late season subplot going, while Elliot is still waiting for the baby. If only she can talk to…

Black Panther (1998) #25 [2000] W: Christopher Priest. A: Bob Almond, Sal Velluto. Priest wraps up big portions of the series so far, amidst a crossover issue. Aliens on Earth, Ross and Black Panther fighting them while Ross tries to resurrect the dead. Eventually they end up stranded on an alien world. The issue’s got…

The Bear (2022) s03e03 “Doors” [2024] D: Duccio Fabbri. S: Jeremy Allen White, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Ayo Edebiri, Lionel Boyce, Abby Elliott, Matty Matheson, Liza Colón-Zayas. It’s another montage-heavy episode, covering a month of evenings in the kitchen. Things stay tense between White and Moss-Bachrach, where Edebiri playing peacekeeper. Meanwhile, Elliott tries to keep Oliver Platt…

The Blob (1958) D: Irvin S. Yeaworth Jr.. S: Steve McQueen, Aneta Corsaut, Earl Rowe, John Benson, Robert Fields, James Bonnet, Olin Howland. Talky, tedious teen sci-fi picture has killer space jello terrorizing a small town. Can McQueen convince the cops he’s not just having a laugh at their expense? Some kind of acting on…

Black Panther (1998) #21 [2000] W: Christopher Priest. A: Bob Almond, Sal Velluto. Beautifully paced issue has Black Panther teaming up with Moon Knight to search the afterlife for his katra. Back on Earth, Ross continues to make bad choices as temporary Wakanda regent, including surrendering to Killmomger. Awesome art. The conclusion punts–continuing the series’s…

American Gothic (1995) s01e17 “Learning to Crawl” [1996] D: Michael Lange. S: Gary Cole, Lucas Black, Paige Turco, Brenda Bakke, Sarah Paulson, Nick Searcy, John Mese. After a near death experience, Black goes fishing with Cole, only to get in the middle of Cole messing with Bakke and Mese’s date night. And to interrupt kidnapper…

Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F (2024) D: Mark Molloy. S: Eddie Murphy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Taylour Paige, Judge Reinhold, John Ashton, Paul Reiser, Kevin Bacon. Fun, straight-faced legacy-quel with everyone being way too old for this shit. Murphy’s back in 90210 to protect lawyer daughter Paige, who’s teamed up with Reinhold against dirty cops. The structure…

The Big Door Prize (2023) s02e10 “Deercoming” [2024] D: Declan Lowney. S: Chris O’Dowd, Gabrielle Dennis, Ally Maki, Josh Segarra, Damon Gupton, Sammy Fourlas, Djouliet Amara. Oh, no, they’re doing another season. Or want to do another season. The season finale gives almost no one any good material (O’Dowd should fire his agent). The one…

Black Panther (1998) #17 [2000] W: Chris Giarrusso, Christopher Priest, Glenn Alan Herdling. A: Bob Almond, Gregg Schigiel, Richard Case, Sal Velluto. Just when it seems like Priest has run out of surprise guest stars, he introduces another. Black Panther teams up with the Heroes for Hire and Falcon to fight a bunch of villains.…

American Gothic (1995) s01e16 “Doctor Death Takes a Holiday” [1996] D: Doug Lefler. S: Gary Cole, Lucas Black, Paige Turco, Brenda Bakke, Nick Searcy, Jake Weber, John Mese. While Cole is trying to corrupt judge Will Leskin against Weber, guest star Veronica Cartwright is trying to egg Weber into killing Cole. She tells him Cole’s…

Allez Oop (1934) D: Charles Lamont. S: Buster Keaton, Dorothy Sebastian, George J. Lewis, Harry Myers, Sidney Kibrick. Buster’s a klutzy clock repair guy who falls for fetching lady customer Sebastian. He wants to take her to the circus, not realizing she’s got a thing for the acrobats. The physical stunts–once Buster starts practicing his…

American Gothic (1995) s01e15 “The Plague Sower” [1996] D: Mel Damski. S: Gary Cole, Lucas Black, Paige Turco, Brenda Bakke, Sarah Paulson, Jake Weber, John Mese. An unknown (to the characters, anyway) illness comes to town, bringing with it guest star John Mese as a CDC doctor, which is good since it takes Weber out.…

Beacon 23 (2023) s02e07 “Free” [2024] D: Nick Copus. S: Stephan James, Natasha Mumba, Noah Lamanna, Ellen Wong, David Tompa, Tenika Davis, Ben Cain. Thank goodness for Wong because otherwise the show’d be completely derailed? They skip last episode’s cliffhanger for two episodes ago and set the show up for cancellation after next episode’s finale.…

Black Panther (1998) #12 [1999] W: Christopher Priest. A: Mark Bright, Nelson (Nelson DeCastro). Just okay wrap up for the series-to-date. There’s some nice art and some okay jokes. Lots goes unresolved. And there’s a big reveal to change the impact of the story. Priest opens the issue with one eh reveal, and then does…

Black Panther (1998) #9 [1999] W: Christopher Priest. A: Mike Manley. The cartoonish Manley art hurts immeasurably as Priest thoroughly unravels the conspiracy against Wakanda. Turns out the Avengers’ racist uncle at Thanksgiving was after the vibranium the whole time. If only someone had said something. Lots of (ugly) action, lots of expert exposition, and…

Black Panther (1998) #8 [1999] W: Christopher Priest. A: Amanda Conner, Jimmy Palmiotti, Joe Jusko, Vince Evans. After a pretty but narratively pointless flashback to T’Challa’s first adventure with Captain America, it’s back to the present. A crowd of Black New Yorkers want to see Black Panther. The NYPD wants to shoot them for being…

The Big Door Prize (2023) s02e04 “Storytellers” [2024] D: Heather Jack. S: Chris O’Dowd, Gabrielle Dennis, Josh Segarra, Sammy Fourlas, Djouliet Amara, Patrick Kerr, Aaron Roman Weiner. Never mind, they’ve lost the plot with Amara and Fourlas again. And O’Dowd’s post-date guilt becomes a thing. Though it does rescue Dennis from an overwrought gal pals…