The Stop Button

The Asphalt Jungle (1950) D: John Huston. S: Sterling Hayden, Louis Calhern, Sam Jaffe, Jean Hagen, James Whitmore, John McIntire, Marc Lawrence. Beautifully directed look at a caper unfolding, with newly paroled planner Jaffe trying to put a team together. Hayden’s the ostensible protagonist but not really. Strongest performances are Jaffe, Whitmore, and Lawrence. The third act turns into a moralizing copaganda flex, as Huston condemns the low morale character of criminals (and those who consort with them). Shits the bed. Lots.

Dazed and Confused (1993) D: Richard Linklater. S: Jason London, Matthew McConaughey, Wiley Wiggins, Anthony Rapp, Ben Affleck, Marissa Ribisi, Michelle Burke. Linklater’s last-day-of-school nostalgia piece follows star quarterback London (who’d rather hang with stoners) and incoming freshman Wiggins. Large cast delivers charm but little depth; McConaughey’s creepy twentysomething stands out. Good period design and soundtrack paper over thin characterization. Worse, Linklater’s more invested in that script than his direction, leaving solid performers (Rapp, Ribisi, Burke) stranded.

Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) D: John McTiernan. S: Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Jeremy Irons, Larry Bryggman, Graham Greene, Anthony Peck, Nicholas Wyman. Terrorist with familiar last name Irons sends now NYC cop again, on-the-skids Willis on a riddle-solving chase, with civilian Jackson along for the ride. Fantastic direction from McTiernan; Willis and Jackson sell their buddy rapport despite thin material. Outstanding technicals. Irons relishes the villainy and a strong cast overall (particularly Bryggman). The tacked-on ending stinks, though.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) D: Jonathan Goldstein. S: Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriguez, Justice Smith, Sophia Lillis, Hugh Grant, Regé-Jean Page, Chloe Coleman. Epic, fun, and funny (but never silly) “adaptation” of the role playing game doesn’t require foreknowledge. It still has nods and gags and Easter eggs, but the story is the thing. Pine’s a rogue trying to get back to his daughter, Rodriguez is his warrior bud; they’ve got to quest it. Delightful performances and a strong script sell it.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) D: Tim Story. S: Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis, Julian McMahon, Doug Jones, Laurence Fishburne. Vast improvement over the first FOUR, this one’s a superhero wedding comedy with apocalyptic stakes. The FOUR’s clicked– especially Gruffudd and Alba–making even the cartoon action work. Director Story handles the effects better; Jones & Fishburne’s Silver Surfer impresses. McMahon’s Doom feels tacked on, though, and Beau Garrett’s weak. Mostly it’s just fun spending time with the family now.

The Heat (2013) D: Paul Feig. S: Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, Demián Bichir, Marlon Wayans, Michael Rapaport, Jane Curtin, Thomas F. Wilson. Uptight FBI agent Bullock’s got to work with profane Boston cop McCarthy on a case. Conflict ensues. McCarthy dominates every scene while Bullock struggles through a basic character arc about not being (so) uptight. Fine direction from Feig; the plot’s just framing for McCarthy’s comedy. Sadly, the strong supporting cast (Wilson, Curtin, Wayans) is wasted. McCarthy’s hilarious.

The Mole People (1956) D: Virgil W. Vogel. S: John Agar, Cynthia Patrick, Hugh Beaumont, Alan Napier, Nestor Paiva, Phil Chambers, Rodd Redwing. ’50s Universal sci-fi about archaeologists Agar and Beaumont discovering underground civilization. Agar’s obnoxious, Beaumont’s patient; Paiva steals the show. Strong first half (with exceptional black and white photography). Second half stumbles thanks mostly to Napier’s weak villain. Vogel’s technically solid direction can’t overcome the too chatty script. Great music, though, and Patrick’s game as the love interest.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Mystery of the White Room (1939) D: Otis Garrett. S: Bruce Cabot, Helen Mack, Joan Woodbury, Constance Worth, Thomas E. Jackson, Roland Drew, Frank Reicher. Tedious–at under an hour–murder mystery set at a hospital. Jackson’s the cop who suspects top-billed Cabot. Cabot and Mack are an item, which keeps her around but with nothing to do. Drew is terrible as the twerp suck-up surgeon. It’s very low budget and the direction’s not creative with it. Reicher’s a delight, however.

Secret of the Blue Room (1933) D: Kurt Neumann. S: Lionel Atwill, Gloria Stuart, Paul Lukas, Edward Arnold, Onslow Stevens, William Janney, Elizabeth Patterson. Creaky “thriller” about Stuart’s three suitors each spending a night in her family castle’s BLUE ROOM. Oh, and it’s haunted. Also in the suspect pool is Atwill as Stuart’s secretive father. Some good direction helps, but until Arnold shows up towards the end, it’s lethargic. Maybe have any of the red herrings be interesting. Long even for an hour.

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) D: Joseph Sargent. S: Walter Matthau, Robert Shaw, Martin Balsam, Héctor Elizondo, Earl Hindman, James Broderick, Jerry Stiller. Perfectly cut, tightly wound thriller about a rag-tag group of terrorists taking over a New York City subway train. Shaw’s the boss and brains, Balsam’s the ex-motorman grinding an ax, Elizondo’s the psychopath, and Hindman’s the doofus. PELHAM barely spends any time with the hostages, instead focusing on transit cop Matthau’s procedural end of things. It’s outstanding.

Underworld (1937) D: Oscar Micheaux. S: Bee Freeman, Sol Johnson, ‘Slick’ Chester, Ethel Moses, Oscar Polk, Lorenzo Tucker, Dotty Saulter. Con man Chester brings well-to-do college student Johnson up to Chicago for summer break, planning on fleecing him fast. But then Johnson falls for Freeman, who’s married to gangster Polk, while romancing and supporting Chester. If only Johnson could meet a nice girl like Moses… Fine low budget filmmaking from Micheaux, with Freeman a strong proto-fatale.