Halloween 5 shouldn’t be mind-numbingly boring. There’s no chance something called Halloween 5 is going to be smart, so I was expecting mind-numbing stupidity… but not boredom.
The movie opens with a recap of the previous entry, with some changes to the ending to keep Michael Myers alive (he escapes in a manner straight out of an old Universal monster movie) and to make his nine year-old niece, Danielle Harris, retain sympathy.
Of course, she’s been rendered mute, which helps Harris’s acting quite a bit.
Halloween 5 has some really bad acting. It’s dumb and all, but there’s just some godawful acting. Ellie Cornell, returning from the last one too (where she was bad), shines in comparison. But director Othenin-Girard underuses any of the more capable (and capable is a stretch) actors and gives more attention to people like Wendy Foxworth, who’s atrocious.
Poor Beau Starr doesn’t have enough of a presence either, with the film promising him better screen time and then failing to deliver.
As for the always present Donald Pleasence? Halloween 5 is, apparently, the one where he’s willing to burn his acting legacy. It’s hard to say what’s more unbelievable… a hermit nursing Michael Myers to health or Pleasence getting away with roughing up Harris every chance he gets.
Composition-wise, Othenin-Girard could be worse. Alan Howarth’s score has its moments too.
But Halloween 5 can’t overcome its stupidity or its repetitiveness. Every “homage” is lame and everything original is horrendous.
Directed by Dominique Othenin-Girard; screenplay by Michael Jocobs, Othenin-Girard and Shem Bitterman, based on characters created by John Carpenter and Debra Hill; director of photography, Robert Draper; edited by Jerry Brady and Charles Tetoni; music by Alan Howarth; production designer, Brenton Swift; produced by Ramsey Thomas; released by Galaxy International Releasing.
Starring Donald Pleasence (Dr. Sam Loomis), Danielle Harris (Jamie Lloyd), Ellie Cornell (Rachel Carruthers), Beau Starr (Sheriff Ben Meeker), Jeffrey Landman (Billy Hill), Tamara Glynn (Samantha Thomas), Jonathan Chapin (Mikey), Matthew Walker (Spitz) and Wendy Foxworth (Tina Williams).
- Prince of Darkness (1987, John Carpenter)
- Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991, Stephen Herek)
- Christine (1983, John Carpenter)
- Fantastic Voyage (1966, Richard Fleischer)
- Escape from New York (1981, John Carpenter)
- Halloween (1978, John Carpenter)
- Halloween II (1981, Rick Rosenthal), the television version
- Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982, Tommy Lee Wallace)
- Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988, Dwight H. Little)
- Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995, Joe Chappelle), the producer's cut
- Halloween H20 (1998, Steve Miner)